WOW!! My sweet Spencer's smile blog. Complete warmed my heart. I was looking for a diary of sorts because these times are nuts and I cannot make up this stuff if I tried.
I look at the pictures in these former posts and wonder who that person is in those pictures???
SO....here is me....NOW. Momma, wife, SOUTHERN, friend, working momma, football lover......where is church goer in that description? Not sure.....
I digress....I just have to START today...... because I cannot make this shit up.....so today's story......been a long day at work and coach texted to say that the hurricane is coming and we HAVE to HAVE this foam sealant shit TODAY. OK-coach is smart and momma don't reason with hurricane season.......so fast track idiotic requests at work, text best friend/neighbor and tell her I'm running carpool/kidnapping her daughter to go to BIG BLUE BOX STORE to get foam sealant shit and we will be home shortly. Perfect! Best friend/neighbor gets a little break and I get foam shit for the coach. WIN/WIN. Get BUGGY at BIG BLUE BOX STORE and push the adorable dumplings into the store. We are greeted by a very nice grandpa that asks how he can help us to which, our BLESSING, responds: LOOK! you can see my booty!!
The "Blessing" our 3rd. Truly, TRULY, our extra, our unplanned, our "whoops".......so the Blessing proclaims that she can show us her "booty". As myself and sweet grandpa look down at the same time, IN SLO-MO, I realize she has unsnapped her outfit and her "big girl panties" are cattywhapas (YESSSSS). Yep, full frontal....in the BIG BLUE BOX STORE with grandpa. Grandpa staggers away, traumatized and we proceed to find the foam shit. POOR best friend/neighborhood friend.....you did not sign off on this.....
Manage to find foam shit and head to check out without anymore "exposure". Still with me? K.......cause the night is young. Drop off sweet neighbor/best friend child only to realize that my offspring have NOTHING to eat for dinner. Recruit one armed daughter to head to Kroger to buy necessities for tacos..
Who the HELL can go wrong with Taco night?! "I HATE TOMATOES"; "LETTUCE IS GROSS"; Really......GET OUT OF MY SIGHT.....Eat it or starve......don't care. OH-KEL.....come help me move this chair.......ok,,,,,fighting with your offspring to eat something besides video games....YOU are in a holding pattern. MOVE TO LEFT WITH YOUR DAMN CHAIR; offspring are in the flight path for bed and if you MESS WITH MAMMA ABOUT THE FLIGHT PLAN.....YOU DIE.
So you just think this is where THIS night ends.....OH NO! Tacos are consumes, private parts are covered......idiotic decisions at work continue from home.....standing in the kitchen and this BEAST crawls across my toe. Just trying to load my dishwasher but this BEAST is an asshole and wants a part of the action.
After I had 1,000 heart attacks.....Rocky decides that he FINALLY needs to get involved. It is bad that I was screaming, "Swipe the leg, Johnny?"......OH COME ON....you KNOW!!!!
Rocky lays one paw on the killer of all mankind and order is restored.....the beast is dead. K.......so Rocky is celebrating by throwing the dead thing in the air and he thinks he is cool. I get a roll of paper towel, a roll of toilet paper, a diaper, a bat, a semiautomatic (just kidding) and HAIRSPRAY.....ask MeMe when I die. I am armed, gather the dead and FLUSH that shit for extra measure. Rocky decides to be a part of the last rites and knocks over a whole 16 oz. WHOOPS, Rocky is drinking too!!!!
Thursday, September 13, 2018
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Favorite fall picture so far....
October seemed to blow by like the fallen leaves but we did manage to get to the pumpkin patch and have some football fun....love this picture and love these people
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Pandamania!!
I know I haven't posted in a while. We got a new camera that is pretty high tech-according to my standards-and I am just learning all the new things it can do. Enjoy this video of Spencer singing at the end of VBS.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Winter Storm 2011
So much fun for the first 2 days. NOW-get me outta here! Madeline was not too crazy about her first snow experience. She learned the hard way what happens when you don't wear your gloves.
Christmas Pictures-Better late than never!
These are just a few pictures from Christmas. Spencer had a blast this year and really got into santa claus. He was so much fun.
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
Hello Old Friend
Hello, Hello...anyone out there? I'm BBBAACCKK. Hello world. Well, actually-hello Meme! Just wanted to update everyone and post pictures. Good grief, lots has happened since the kids had bathing suits on their heads and Madeline had a kitchen towel around her neck. To sum up: Michael went to work for a bunch of Catholics (sort of), Spencer started preschool, Spencer had parties at school, Madeline bumped her head, we picked out and carved pumpkins, we went trick o treating and then well...the pictures say it all.
Michael is coaching at Marist High School. It's a beautiful campus and Michael really likes the football staff.
Spencer started preschool 3 times per week and LOVES it. He loves being the line leader, loves talking about snack time and comes home singing new songs. It is definitely a positive change for him. With Spencer being in preschool Michael and I also got a chance to go to some parties. Michael went to Donuts with Dad and I went to Spencer's halloween party. Next up in a my FIRST teacher conference being a mommy and then the thanksgiving fest!
Then there's Mads. Delicate, graceful flower that she is tripped over Hailey and grazed the last step of our CARPETED stairs. I thought, "no biggie-she didn't even cry". WELL...the next day her head was swollen and then more swollen the next day. So, we spent the day at the doctors office just to find out that she is fine and one tough cookie.
We also picked out pumpkins and carved a pumpkin. See the post below for the pictures. Spencer was digging it but Madeline was not too crazy about the whole pumpkin thing this year.
Finally, we got to trick o treat. Spencer thought Halloween was FANTASTIC this year and really got into it. We had a blast trick or treating and then hanging out at the house and handing out candy.
SOOO-as you can from Spencer's picture-it's been a WILD ride and we are finally resting (see Spencer). At least for a few weeks, until the holiday craziness begins. YYIIPPEE!
Michael is coaching at Marist High School. It's a beautiful campus and Michael really likes the football staff.
Spencer started preschool 3 times per week and LOVES it. He loves being the line leader, loves talking about snack time and comes home singing new songs. It is definitely a positive change for him. With Spencer being in preschool Michael and I also got a chance to go to some parties. Michael went to Donuts with Dad and I went to Spencer's halloween party. Next up in a my FIRST teacher conference being a mommy and then the thanksgiving fest!
Then there's Mads. Delicate, graceful flower that she is tripped over Hailey and grazed the last step of our CARPETED stairs. I thought, "no biggie-she didn't even cry". WELL...the next day her head was swollen and then more swollen the next day. So, we spent the day at the doctors office just to find out that she is fine and one tough cookie.
We also picked out pumpkins and carved a pumpkin. See the post below for the pictures. Spencer was digging it but Madeline was not too crazy about the whole pumpkin thing this year.
Finally, we got to trick o treat. Spencer thought Halloween was FANTASTIC this year and really got into it. We had a blast trick or treating and then hanging out at the house and handing out candy.
SOOO-as you can from Spencer's picture-it's been a WILD ride and we are finally resting (see Spencer). At least for a few weeks, until the holiday craziness begins. YYIIPPEE!
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