Jaylen, kindergartener at school: "Ms. Kelly-why's your belly so big??"
Me: "well, I have a baby in my belly"
Jaylen: "I have a baby in my belly, too!"
Treyvon, another kindergartener at school: "No you don't. MENS can't have babies in their bellies. Only WOMENS!"
Jaylen: "Why can't MENS have babies??"
Me: "Let's talk about CATEGORIES!! Tell me three things you can eat!" (changing the subject)
I had this shirt on last week and ran into a coworker's daughter. The daughter went back to her mother and said, "that's the biggest flower garden I've ever seen!"
Random woman in the waiting room at Bailey's speech clinic: "Good Lord, child...you're as big as a house!!!"
And finally, from my dear, sweet husband: "From the back you don't even look pregnant then you turn around and BAM!!! You are hard to miss!" I really do consider this a compliment!!